Scott Morris

Scott Morris jokes
Scott Morris separates business from pleasure. They are in separate VLANS!
Scott Morris once planned a cross-country trip using a Route Map!
Every VPN is an EasyVPN for Scott Morris!
There are no hidden IOS commands. Only those Scott Morris chooses not to look at!
Normal people teach their dogs to fetch. Scott Morris taught his dog to route.
Scott Morris doesn’t have a steering wheel in his car. He has a CLI!
Scott Morris is actually an undercover SNMP Agent!
Scott Morris's driver's license is a PDF!
All software is open-source to Scott Morris!
They say that in the future every person will be assigned an IP address. Scott Morris will be assigned an entire subnet!
Scott doesn't grow trees, he grows spanning-trees